LGC Corp of London, a scientific analysis company, recently emailed its male employees, asking them to go have a wank in the toilet.

The message reportedly said, "Sorry for the e-mail, but the Crime Scene DNA Lab needs some semen samples for making practice forensic exhibits. Please visit the toilets on the first floor nearest to Block 1 between 10am and 5pm. If you are able to provide a sample in one of the tubes and place this in the ice box this would be much appreciated."

Why don't I ever get email like this where I work?

---Nick