Random: Smoking Crack, Gay Sex cause Terror Scare
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I never thought I'd be writing those words. Two men schtupping in
an airplane lavatory got the F-16s out to a flight from London to
New York...
Posted by spatula
on Feb. 12, 2002 16:00 UTC
15 comments
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Two men were smoking crack and schtupping on a flight from London to New York, leading to suspicions that they were up to some terrorist plot.
They were up to no good alright, but it wasn't a terrorist plot... it was just your run-of-the-mill gay sex in an aircraft lavatory.
---Nick
Posted by Joe Daddy on Feb. 13, 2002 09:46It won't be long till the fundie-maniacs come out the woodwork over this one...
Posted by BluJayLax on Feb. 13, 2002 10:06Oh, is that why two flights crashed into the WTC? Two gay Al-queda guys on each flight were in the bathroom getting stoned and fucking and this caused the planes to fly into a tall building? You're probably right Joe Daddy, AFA and shits like them will come out with statements saying some dumb bull shit like I have at the top of this comment. Unfornuately you can't do anything on aircraft anymore, not that I was nessicarily in favor of people joining or renewing their membership in the mile high club, but I am sure if an asthmatic needed to get their pump out of their carry-on and was having trouble, the attendant would ask them to seat themselves and when the passenger continued to try to get their medication, the attendant would flip and all the passengers would tackle and subdue the person. Not that I want that to happen, its just everything and everyone associated with airplanes is just a little paranoid (and probably rightfully so) that something like this is bound to happen and really hurt an innocent.
Marduk: I see the point you're making Blu. But jeez, given the increased paranoia...
Posted by HeadHunter on Feb. 13, 2002 13:06Rofl. "All the vigorous humping could have caused massive vibration to the wing base, inducing the wings to fall off the plane." Wtf? Were they going to beat the pilots to death with their massive, gay penises?
Posted by LordDaMan from Pittsburgh PA on Feb. 13, 2002 13:49Well it's funny how they overreacted, but then again those two should be severly punished. They are smoking crack in a closed ventailtion system?? That cannot be good for anyone involved!!
Posted by Daydreamer cant login on Feb. 13, 2002 14:35Hmmm, I wonder if they were trying for admitance in the Mile High Club.
Posted by Nadi from Sunnyvale CA on Feb. 14, 2002 10:12Fucking in an airline restroom is *easy* compared to trying to make it in the front seat of a Miata....
BluJayLax: Again Nadi, are you talking from personal experience? LOL.splorp: Ford Festiva isn't easy, either. And yes, from personal experience. ;) splorp!...
Posted by Xev of B3K on Feb. 14, 2002 12:04Wow, I had no idea you could fit two people in a Miata at all!
That's got to be embarassing. F-16s!
Posted by Pansy Bedwetter on Feb. 15, 2002 02:26What is up what this "gay sex" thing. I've seen it o gay web sites too! I mean come on, arent' we already (straight vs. gay) devided enough. Striaght people can have anal sex and gay people can have straight (vaginal) sex, so what the fuck!!! Aren't the people on this site supposed to be on our side. Well, whatever. I'll just start referring to your sex as "straight sex," you "bigots in denial." That's for you gay people who like to say "gay sex" too.
BluJayLax: Did you just miss the opportunity to put your name in or are you just a flamer...Jodan X: Uhm... Actualy, this WAS a pretty clear cut case of gay sex. Anal sex isn't...BluJayLax: To those I offend, I apologize, but I hate PC and I am a smartass. "It's hard...
