This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril, floods, or hangovers. It has not yet been reviewed by a seismologist.

1. Haiti Earthquake: Pat Robertson opens mouth, says stupid things. What else is new?
2. "Comedian" Rush Limbaugh: "Don't donate to Haiti relief efforts or Obama will hit you up for money for Democratic Agenda!"