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| Headline | Score |
|---|---|
| Summary | |
| Big Brother is Watching You... Closely | 100 |
The US Government is pouring funding into the development of a system to identify people by the way they walk... | |
| Senate Kills Total Information Awareness...for now | 8 |
Orwell can roll over and sleep for a bit now, as the Senate has choked off government funding for the Total Information Awareness project | |
| Congress Quietly Nixes Privacy Protections | 8 |
Congress quietly killed the research of privacy protections to go along with the new data-mining software being created by the Department of Defense. | |
| Supreme Court Restricts Warrantless Searches of Homes | 8 |
In a 5-3 ruling, the Supreme Court has decided that the police must obtain a warrant to search a home where the occupants disagree on consent to the search... | |
| Despite Unemployment, Senate Raises H-1B Visa Limit | 7 |
Despite continued unemployment in the tech industry, the Senate has decided to give more jobs to foreign workers instead of US citizens... | |
| Religious Right Blames Gays, Abortion for Hurricane | 7 |
I wish I could say I was making this up. But I'm not. | |
| The Top 10 Most Moronic Stories of 2005 | 7 |
As we say hello to 2006, let us think back on what a screwed up year 2005 was and resolve to make the new year a little smarter... | |
| Sex Toy Sale Still Criminal in Alabama | 6 |
Can you believe that in 2004 we're still having this discussion? | |
| Tech Industry Finally Irritated With Entertainment Industry | 6 |
Intel and Microsoft are leading the opposition to the entertainment industry's hysterical demands for new copy-protection measures... | |
| For Those of Us who Work in IT... | 6 |
I don't know about you, but the managerial ranting that IT salaries are going down is starting to really annoy me, especially since it isn't true... | |
| AOL Loses Privacy Suit; Must Reveal Subscriber | 6 |
AOL is likely now to be forced to turn over information about one of its subscribers who posted anonymously to a Yahoo! message board... | |
| Concerned "Women" Not So Concerned About Frugality | 6 |
Thinking of donating money to the Concerned "Women" for America? I didn't think so... but look what happens to fools and their money... | |
| Focus on the morons | 5 |
An anti-gay propaganda group, cleverly disguised as a pro-Christian-family organization has determined that homosexuality can be prevented and treated... | |
| The Ideological vs the Pragmatic | 5 |
When we have to deal with real-world situations, we often find that strict ideology falls down in favor of a more pragmatic solution; it is then that the true idiots shine, clinging to worthless ideology that has proven itself a failure... | |
| Frist Gives Gays the Finger | 5 |
Senator Rick Santorum is back in the news, but this time it's because Senate leader Bill Frist is backing Santorum and giving gays and privacy advocates the finger... | |
| Big Brother is Watching You | 5 |
The CIA is under fire for setting cookies for the purpose of tracking users... | |
| Only a Few More Days in Writer Search | 5 |
Better throw some more coals on the ol' word processor if you'd like to write for us... | |
| Time for Another Writer Search? | 5 |
Some of our writers are having burnout, many are occupied with school and work commitments, and there's more news than ever... | |
| Reminder: new writer search in progress | 5 |
Just a reminder: we're looking for talented writers to help out with the site. Join us! | |
| Don't Just Read morons.org, Get Involved! | 5 |
This time, dear readers, this article is targetted at YOU! |
