More thoughts on the death of centrism in the US and the complete lack of representation for centrists...

Ever wonder why we spend so much money on education and have so little to show for it? Here's some insight into why...

Obama vs. Jindal

Reprinted here from CommonDreams.org is an editorial about the right to privacy that certain idiots on the Supreme Court don't believe is real...

Part two of two, the more interesting of the pair in my opinion.

Are you tired of hearing every last cause and law justified with the phrase, "do it for the children"? What about the adults?

It's been a year and 50,000 words now that we've been ranting about one stupid event after another... what have we learned?

Or, "Why the Hell Don't I Live in Canada?"

After hearing about the shenanigans over the weekend, I got to wondering, who is God actually talking to, and what's he saying?

Or alternately, a Sorry Attempt at Satire....

To Americans, this is a special day of aggrivation. Even so, it has put me in a thoughtful mood.

The only person who should have any reproductive control over a woman's life, is herself. Not her mother, not her brother, not her church, not her government, and not even her husband...

A Harvard study has found that over half of those taking "virginity pledges" had broken them within a year...

A brief look at Ron Paul's views and his ongoing battle against mainstream media bias..

Thirty-five senators have signed on to a resolution of disapproval for the FCC's new relaxed media ownerships rules that would allow for further corporate media consolidation...

So you thought watching nekkid people on the Internet is merely wasting your time. Not according to recent Congressional Testimony.

Hi everybody! EvilVey here! I just wanted to say hi to everyone and thank the Morons.org staff for giving me this chance to slave away at a keyboard for hours on end and get hate mail from angry and interesting people from around the world. It's a small price to pay to be a jabbing, sharp, serated thorn in the side of idiots, hypocrites and in-general ignorant goatfuckers around the world and I do it gladly. Spatula asked that we post our winning articles, so without further ado...

Bush and Kerry are in Iowa today making promises they can't possibly keep...

The Vatican is trying to force U.S. Catholic politicians to legislate Catholic precepts.

The best thing you can do for the gay rights movement is that which you do for yourself...