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What the Hell is Wrong with Us?100
More thoughts on the death of centrism in the US and the complete lack of representation for centrists...
Your Education Dollars At Work15
Ever wonder why we spend so much money on education and have so little to show for it? Here's some insight into why...
Dueling Speeches15
Obama vs. Jindal
'Dear Clarence Thomas: It happened on July 4, 1776'13
Reprinted here from CommonDreams.org is an editorial about the right to privacy that certain idiots on the Supreme Court don't believe is real...
Conservative Rhetoric II12
Part two of two, the more interesting of the pair in my opinion.
What about the adults?? Think of the adults!!11
Are you tired of hearing every last cause and law justified with the phrase, "do it for the children"? What about the adults?
Happy First Birthday, Morons.Org!!11
It's been a year and 50,000 words now that we've been ranting about one stupid event after another... what have we learned?
Awesome Speech by Canadian Prime Minister10
Or, "Why the Hell Don't I Live in Canada?"
What's God Saying?10
After hearing about the shenanigans over the weekend, I got to wondering, who is God actually talking to, and what's he saying?
The (Sorry) State of the Union Address Transcript10
Or alternately, a Sorry Attempt at Satire....
Musings on April 15th9
To Americans, this is a special day of aggrivation. Even so, it has put me in a thoughtful mood.
When will women have full control over reproductive choices?9
The only person who should have any reproductive control over a woman's life, is herself. Not her mother, not her brother, not her church, not her government, and not even her husband...
Nothing Fails Like Virginity9
A Harvard study has found that over half of those taking "virginity pledges" had broken them within a year...
Ron Paul - Please Consider the Source9
A brief look at Ron Paul's views and his ongoing battle against mainstream media bias..
Senate Moves to Block New FCC Ownership Rules9
Thirty-five senators have signed on to a resolution of disapproval for the FCC's new relaxed media ownerships rules that would allow for further corporate media consolidation...
Are You an Internet Porn Addict? Congress to Your Rescue!9
So you thought watching nekkid people on the Internet is merely wasting your time. Not according to recent Congressional Testimony.
Read EvilVey's Winning Entry!8
Hi everybody! EvilVey here! I just wanted to say hi to everyone and thank the Morons.org staff for giving me this chance to slave away at a keyboard for hours on end and get hate mail from angry and interesting people from around the world. It's a small price to pay to be a jabbing, sharp, serated thorn in the side of idiots, hypocrites and in-general ignorant goatfuckers around the world and I do it gladly. Spatula asked that we post our winning articles, so without further ado...
Who Can Make America Safer?8
Bush and Kerry are in Iowa today making promises they can't possibly keep...
Vatican Trying to Increase Influence Over U.S. Politicians8
The Vatican is trying to force U.S. Catholic politicians to legislate Catholic precepts.
Happy National Coming-Out Day8
The best thing you can do for the gay rights movement is that which you do for yourself...
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