When Mike Bolesta went to pay his bill at Best Buy, he had no idea he'd end up in trouble with the Secret Service for supposed counterfeiting.

A man in Wisconsin was arrested for holding up a sign with the letters "FUGW" during an appearance by Bush.

The Secret Service is attempting to get the logs of visitors to an electronic-voting watchdog site.

What kind of government arrests its citizens simply for speaking in a critical fashion of the government? Would you believe the US government?

My apologies, dear readers, for something I should not have let slip through the cracks. Here it is, although over a month late...

A student's Bill of Rights project was scrutinized by the Secret Service because the student dared to exercise the right to free speech and the right to dissent...

The "free" mac.com service used for so long by Apple to lure in users has suddenly become the $100 a month .Mac service.

Maybe not, but who can pass up an opportunity for great alliteration....

A helpful article on how to improve your credit score.

The fired US Attorney scandal heats up....

A 4-3 vote by an Arizona House Committee moves forward a bill that would require all Arizona schools to post motto...

Though the President would like to claim we are fighting the "War on Terror" to preserve American values, he himself is leading the charge to destroy those values here at home.

Virginia state legislature wants the 10 Commandments posted in public schools!

When we return to our planet, the high court may well sentence you to torture!

Hi everybody! EvilVey here! I just wanted to say hi to everyone and thank the Morons.org staff for giving me this chance to slave away at a keyboard for hours on end and get hate mail from angry and interesting people from around the world. It's a small price to pay to be a jabbing, sharp, serated thorn in the side of idiots, hypocrites and in-general ignorant goatfuckers around the world and I do it gladly. Spatula asked that we post our winning articles, so without further ado...

All things considered, spending money on a membership at a warehouse store is for the average person a complete waste of time and funds...

Only a moron like Dubyah could think limiting a patient's right to sue their insurance carrier actually protects the patient...

A young man who sketched George Bush as a demon firing a missile and Bush's head on a stick in his art class has been questioned by the Secret Service...

Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Sep. 21, 2002 but didn't make it into actual stories...

Any moment now, I expect Hillary Rosen's head to turn 180-degrees and for her to say "you're all gonna die up there" right before she vomits across the room...