Maybe they didn't get the memo in Virginia Beach that the test for "obscenity" isn't "a couple wingnuts don't like it"...

Attorney General Ashcroft gives us a taste of how ignorant of law he really is...

Corinne Wood, the Lieutenant Governor of Illinois is using her office and taxpayer money to play out a personal vendetta against Abercrombie and Fitch...

Greenville County, SC law enforcement has taken on a crusade against porn...

Yet another previously-sexually-generous-celebrity-turned-brainless- religious-kook has descended upon us to tell us what we should and shouldn't be viewing online

The right wing morality police lie to get attention and claim an undeserved victory over the Abercrombie and Fitch catalog

Not to be deterred by an idea already shown to be bad, Florida is out to establish a statewide dress code forbidding the display of undergarments...

The Supreme Court has blocked implementation of the defective Child Online Protection Act, sending it back to a lower court for further consideration...

Hi everybody! EvilVey here! I just wanted to say hi to everyone and thank the Morons.org staff for giving me this chance to slave away at a keyboard for hours on end and get hate mail from angry and interesting people from around the world. It's a small price to pay to be a jabbing, sharp, serated thorn in the side of idiots, hypocrites and in-general ignorant goatfuckers around the world and I do it gladly. Spatula asked that we post our winning articles, so without further ado...

Citing a vague obscenity law, Fort Worth police arrested the owners of a gay and lesbian gift shop...

This week, it's all about penis. Penis, penis, penis.

Here are some photos of my trip to Focus on the Family while wearing my Abercrombie and Fitch shirt...

Every now and then, Abercrombie and Fitch sues American Eagle; this time they're demanding American Eagle not use the number 22...

A Kansas man has been prosecuted for looking at porno on his computer... it could happen to you!

I have visited the heart of darkness, the mouth of madness, the event horizon of stupidity and the focal point of evil... I have been to the Focus on the Family compound and lived to tell the tale...

Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Feb. 03, 2008 but didn't make it into actual stories...

Michigan is at it again.

This week: penis, bestiality and poo!

A sheriff in Missouri decides its time to stop prositution, and Klep decides its time to get off his lazy butt and do something productive.

Michelangelo's David is far too obscene for a backwater Florida town...